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borny: adj. to be bored and horny.

i am loving this word.

borny is what makes porn sell (though i am not quite sure what porn is selling?)
borny is why watermelons and sheep (not necessarily in that order) allow themselves to get abused by old drunk men.
borny is what gives fat and/or ugly guys like me a chance with the pretty girls (the pretty girls are borny)

borny is what makes grown ups make toys do kinky things:

(in case you're wondering, that's liquid soap)

*starts singing in his famous off-key baritone*

I love you,
You love me,
We're a happy family,
with a great big hug,
and a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me TOO!

I love you,
You love me,
We're best friends like friends should be,
With a great big hug,
And a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too...

oh wait. that's barney, not borny.

i am guessing at this point (if you have gone this far) you're wondering why i even bothered to blog at all.

and the reason is this: i want you you all to know i'm alive.

still drinking a few beers here and there.

still madly passionate about the things i do, and don't do.

and still busy (but apparently not busy enough to not be borny).

spread the word: borny.